On What May Be the Most ‘No Shit’ Science Article Ever

Guess what science finally proved: the appeal of high heels is that they accentuate feminine attractiveness.

No shit.

In fairness to the actual study, the researchers acknowledge the high heels/attractiveness connection from the outset. Their study focuses on why high heels have endured over time. Their study found that heels do, in fact, give women a sexier walk. They concluded that this is a culturally influenced exploitation of our primal sexual urges.

Again, no shit.

Since women can be fired for being too attractive, I suppose women have a scientifically proven reason for ousting high heels as business attire.

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