On the Real War on Christmas

Saying “Happy Holidays” instead of “Merry Christmas” is not a war on Christmas.

Making a sequel to It’s a Wonderful Life is.

Every time a classic film gets a remake or needless sequel, a puppy is drowned.

Thank you, Hollywood, for It’s a Wonderful Life 2. I look forward to the prequel that is now an inevitability.

 

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